Just when you think the current state of music is bad...

[five eight]

Heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic who wonders if there really is a dog?

[got_a_matchgrip]

Boredom can be an evil thang for me, 5 [& JM; Tomb; & the rest a' ya's] ;c)

Now go practice your pudiments / pooleeriddems.
/;cp

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:54 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>

[five eight]

I did about thirty seconds of Wipeout with my bare hands on the coffee table this morning. Does that qualify?

It's too early to start my Keith Moon-John Bonham elbow-bending calisthenics. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[got_a_matchgrip]

/:cp...Guess that's some formidable technique ya gots there...

Did ya hear about the ol' guy who went into the supermaket looking for some TP?
He asked an aisle worker where the cheap stuff was, & they told him, "Down the end of this very aisle...bottm L shelf...you'll find our store brand, & then, the REALLY cheap stuff...the no-name brand." So he walks down & grabs a pack of it, buys it, & leaves.
A week later, he comes back in the same store, & finds the worker, & tells him, "Ya know, I gots a good name for your 'no-name' TP there."
& the guy says, "Oh yeah? What?"
To which the man responds, "John Wayne TP."
"Joh Wayne TP? Why JW TP?!"...

"...because it's rough, it's tough, & it don't take no shtuff off nobody."

I have a serious side AWA a kidding, kibbitzer[sp?] side. I am obviously displaying the [b]latter in all these. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

I guess there's STILL humor in Beating the You-Know-What Outta the Dead Horsesh.

[five eight]

You know they call a blonde standing on her head a brunette with bad breath. [img]confused.gif[/img]

[got_a_matchgrip]

E Gadds, NOW you've gone n' done it...you've gone too fahhhh... [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 03:36 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>

[five eight]

Let me make any necessary apologies . . . that was a stinker. AWSHIT!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[FuseU1]

"Blush [-da] you [Kazeundheit - sp]."
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